Kid Chatter

Ry: Daddy, is that coffeechino you are drinking?

Julia: Ry, my picture is more better than yours.

Ryan: Julia, we don't say things like that.

Julia: Uhhuh, my picture is more better than yours, Ry!

Ryan: Julia, no we don't say things like that.

Julia: Look, mine is more better than yours.

Ryan: Julia, I'm not inviting you to my birthday party!

(his birthday is not until December!)

Julia: Mommy, I want this lipstickie.

Me: Julia, we have plenty of lipstick at home, put that back on the shelf, please.

Julia sticks it in her pocket.

Me: Julia, take that lipstick out of your pocket and back on the shelf. You can't just take that without buying it...or else...

Ry: Or else God will strike you down and you will die?

Me: Um...not exactly.