SAHM Life

A man came home from work and found his three
children outside, still in their pajamas, playing
in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers
strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front
door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger
mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw
rug was wadded against one wall.

In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a
cartoon channel, and the family room was
strewn with toys and various items of clothing.
In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food
was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide,
dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay
under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by
the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and
more piles of clothes, looking for his wife.
He was worried she might be ill, or that something
serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle
of water as itmade its way out the bathroom door.
As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and
more toys strewn over the floor.
Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had
been smeared over the mirror and walls.
As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still
curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.
She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went.
He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened
here today?' She again smiled and answered,
'You know every day when you come home from work
and you ask me what in the world I do all day?'

'Yes,' was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

[Thanks, Kellie for emailing this to me today.
It isn't the first time I've seen this, but it
never fails to make me smile! Wanted to post
and share!]