Ry: "Daddy, come here. We seem to be having problems with our train tracks."
Ry: "Oh, look at the trees! Pretty!"
Jeff: "Bah Humbag!"
Ry: "Daddy! We don't say those words. I'm calling the policeman."
Me to Jeff: "Hey, babe, did you hear about that Walmart employee that got trampled to death this morning?"
Jeff: "No, what?!"
Me: "Yeah, can you believe that? At 5am they busted in the doors and he died at 6!"
Ry: "No, Mommy. You go in time out!"
Me to Ry: "Come on, buddy, it's time to go upstairs and read books."
Ry: "But I can't want to nap!"
Me: "Sorry, you are a tired boy today, and we are going to lay down."
Ry: "But, babe, it isn't dark outside!"
Jeff: "Ry, what number is this?"
Ry: "Z-ereal"
Jeff: "No, ZERO."
Ry: "Yeah, Z-ereal!" (as in cereal).
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